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Friday, September 30, 2005
you know you're a dog owner when


  • you can tell the difference between her usual whining and a cry you've never heard before

  • you're willing to get up and check on her because she's actually really crying

  • you're willing to clean up all the puke you found in her bed in the middle of the night... twice

  • you're willing to stay up all night to make sure she isn't puking anymore

  • you're willing to sleep through her burping and snoring all through the night to make sure she remains comfortable

  • you're actually really scared and worried for an animal that can't speak a word, but depends on you to make her feel better



it makes me wonder what being a parent would be like, if you're willing to sacrifice a good nights rest for a dog who tears up your backyard, eats more food than she weighs and makes your wallet lighter.

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Friday, September 23, 2005
idle chit chat

tiss: hey you think college was really like that?
craig: like what?
tiss: you know, lots of bang bang bang.
craig: yah, probably.
tiss: hmmm.. where was i?
craig: i don't know because i wasn't there either.

*yah, that's right we were both studious... :p

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Monday, July 04, 2005
awww.... i missed it

so i missed NASA's Deep Impact mission. It was too overcast. Rumor had it that it was going to be visible with the naked eye, but I got a telescope for my birthday so I was going to look through it. Bummer.... bum bum bummer.....

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005
in a funk

ever have one of those days where you just want to give everyone the bird? yah... that's me only its been a few weeks of this. smile and i want to give you the finger, give me the finger i'll give you the finger. hey, what can i say i'm all about equal opportunity.

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Thursday, June 16, 2005
june...

since june is the month of weddings here's a verse that is very fitting...

while walking around farmers...
girl1: i so don't want to be married
girl2: uhh why not?
girl1: i'd rather be engaged for like ever, cuz then you can't get divorced....

*apparently the girl has never heard of the term "break up"... i really need to stop listening to other conversations

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Monday, June 13, 2005
stupid crap i heard today...


let me set the scene first: eating outside at Novo's, 4 young adults come walking in thinking they are rock stars. you know the girls with big sunglasses, the guys with a strut.

guy: do you have cristal beer?
waitier: uhhh no...
guy: man, thats what we came here for, you use to have it...
all the rock stars: man....
guy: it's like cristal champagne it's so good man, it's peruvian
girl: i don't want eat here any more if they don't have it....

* the difference between cristal the beer and cristal the champagne? oh about $670.

* we later saw them at mondeo eating their wraps. i guess the cucumber water there is better than the lemon water at novo's... asses..

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Thursday, June 09, 2005
watching dork t.v.

so i was watching "attack of the show" and they showed this movie and now i have to show everyone else.

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